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McFly! McFly! https://t.co/O4oP4akRA2

— Christopher Lloyd (@DocBrownLloyd) September 10, 2019

Manchester getting Ashes-ready…

👀 pic.twitter.com/RTaBgygB43

— Henry Moeran (@henrymoeranBBC) September 3, 2019

When are they going to announce the surprise wildcard contestant? #StrictlyComeDancing2019 pic.twitter.com/37SIdWsAre

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) September 7, 2019

BREXIT UPDATE: Johnson’s “Schrödinger's cat” negotiations – they both exist (according to the government) and don’t exist (according to the EU, parliament, people who have left the government and everyone else)

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 8, 2019

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember." TERRY PRATCHETT

(Photo: frankieleon.) pic.twitter.com/cCYTAXrNN2

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 8, 2019

🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️👈 refugees
🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️👈 migrants

What's the difference? pic.twitter.com/PfuCOpGo2L

— UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency (@Refugees) September 8, 2019

Who remembers these? We were told they would be essential for every job we ever applied for, and that if we didn't take them seriously we would basically end up on the dole for life.

Mine has been in a cupboard at my parents' house for 19 years. pic.twitter.com/CGVxgqbFhn

— Ryan Wilson (@rhwilson83) September 8, 2019

I am not pregnant either… is this news? Edinburgh Zoo reveals giant panda Tian Tian is not pregnant https://t.co/J6L5tLOlmL

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) September 9, 2019

With the Bercow news I think it’s important we’re all reminded of this piece of art https://t.co/sPRKXLvERL

— Flora Gill (@FloraEGill) September 9, 2019

As Parliament begins its five-week break, Boris Johnson enjoys celebratory lunch with his closest allies: pic.twitter.com/MyZa2nnK3g

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 10, 2019

I’m not saying I’m watching two things at once, but Kosovo are going to need one hell of a showstopper to save this now #ENGKOS #GBBO

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 10, 2019

"90% of the judging will be on the baps. This is bread week not burger week."

THEN WHY ARE YOU MAKING THEM MAKE BURGERS#GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 10, 2019

Geography teacher Alice is making geography-themed bread.

We're going to be furious if she doesn't serve it on a tectonic plate.#GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 10, 2019

"There's not much flavour to any of these"

Paul, meet bread. Bread, this is Paul.#GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 10, 2019

The whole #FiremanSam thing is a bit ridiculous. We can’t sideline all male role-models – we just need more female ones.

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) September 11, 2019

I’ll just leave this here… pic.twitter.com/DDawK4IAau

— Harriet Alexander (@h_alexander) September 11, 2019

The one fact about our era that will truly perplex future historians, is that ITV2+1 was a different thing to ITV3.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 12, 2019

(I was home alone for this so I have no excuse)

Cold Caller: We hear you've been involved in a car accident that wasn't your fault.

Me (scream-crying): Thank you! I don't know what to do! He just came out of nowhere! There's blood everywhere! I think… I think she's dead!

— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) September 11, 2019

Just remembering the time on Pointless where we showed 100 people a picture of Earth and asked what planet it was, and it only scored 91.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 13, 2019